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Shiro — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:03:09 CDT

All flash made by HontoָInk

Animations Page 1

Shiro — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:59:08 CDT

-The Distraction
Animation and Mouth Movements will be out of sync!

Shiro Nodrog distracts Satzu Torimizu with his charm!

Akatsuki Chronicles 2

Shiro — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:33:59 CDT

Akatsuki Chronicles 2

Today the Akatsuki get a mission

Home

Shiro — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 06:04:30 CDT

Warning: This Website Has an AO rating that means advanced adult comedy as well as super funny things so if you don't like these things please play internet pong or something

I am now keeping a log of things that happened in my life like my hero Thilo

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Akatsuki Chronicles 1

Shiro — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:41:55 CDT

Akatsuki Chronicles 1

Score: 1.30/5.00

The first episode in the short lived Akatsuki Chronicles, the best flash to never use a background!
In this episode the Akatsuki get a request to join from a mysterious man.

Chat

Shiro — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 01:01:59 CDT

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Barack Obama Is A Dickface

Shiro — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:49:56 CDT

Barack Obama is a criminal and a dickface, I even wrote this song about him

Barack... You're so damn shady!
Oh Barack... This is the only time I'll choose a lady!
I think I was robbed by you once...
Barack! Stop with the liiiiieeee!!!
BARACK! You make BUNNY CRY!!!!!

What have you done for us?
I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A FUCKING BUS
Oh! Barack... You're killing us quicker...
You don't even understand that yooooouuu'reeee aaaaaaa Niiiiiiiiiiiiii
pple
That's right folks, Barack Obama is a nipple

This was a bit of an emotional contribution, so I'll end in a little game!

Find him yet? I swear he's there!

Dragon Ball Z

Shiro — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:22:31 CDT

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Hontipedia

Shiro — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:20:16 CDT

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How Cool Is K'?

Shiro — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:57:17 CDT

K-DASH!!!

Who is that streak across your screen?

It's K'

Who has knocked your teeth out?
Uh-oh...
It's K'

Who never needs to wipe?

It's K'

Who is fucking your girlfriend?

It's K' Babeh

Current Discussion

Shiro — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:20:32 CDT

Currently, I have no i-friggin-dea what the fuck is in the news! Whoopty-Damn-Do! Crap cookie for me! I fucking shit in my own apple pie!

Sports

Shiro — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:06:22 CDT

I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO HIT A BASEBALL!!!

As some of you may know I was gifted without the ability to play sports. This is not me if you think this is me I shit in your apple pie this is someone else and not me

Now that we have gotten the fact that this is not me I am going to tell you one more time to Buy our fucking phone and P.S I did not mean any of what I said!!! I LOVE YOU PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!

I only shit in your apple pie because I love you, What the fuck was I talking about..?
Too much cussing I forgot the fucking title of my own fucking website

I Hate Naruto Arena

Shiro — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 19:57:58 CDT

It's true! I really hate this fucking website with all it's nerfs

First of all, people say "There's no best team" Bullshit, those are the kind of people I can't stand, how about if I rephrase this; "What Team Can I win with mother fucker!?!?!" Here's a good one, Naruto (S), Rock Lee and Haku. And yes, I seriously did unlock Shippuden Naruto, AND Shippuden Rock Lee. If you don't believe me my name is Sota, Private Battle me but I'll probably be too busy doing funner things like smelling paint dry. I shit in your apple pie Naruto Arena.

First of all, there's few good teams, and when you have a good team that really works for you, There's a fucking huge update and everything goes down the sink like Cranberry Vodka. Look at this Screenshot

This page is obviously not done, if you think this page is done you are a fucking retard and I hate you I wish you would die I shit in your apple go fuck yourself BUY OUR PHONE!!! BUY OUR FUCKING PHONE NOWWWW!!!!

Rants

Shiro — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:24:18 CDT

Time to clear Every Stage!!!

Mortal Kombat 4

Shiro — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 22:56:07 CDT

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Onimusha

Shiro — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:05:11 CDT

I recently bought Onimusha for the PS2 and let me tell you, that was the best four dollars I've ever spent.

The opening movie had me on the edge of my seat, it was so perfect in every way. And it should be, for a game that got the award for best game of 2001. And the game could win awards even 6 years later in today's market.

First of all, let me tell you the basic idea of Onimusha, it follows a man named Samanosuke in feudal japan. But demons stand in his way of rescuing princess Yuki and all of his other tasks. The game, as easily as I can put it is Prince of Persia meets Death By Degrees meets Silent Hill 4. If you liked any of those games you're in for a serious treat with this game.

Prince of Persia likeness comes from you running around in changing camera angles and realistic combat.
Death By Degrees likeness comes from collecting things around the level and solving super hard puzzles.
Silent Hill 4 comes from the monsters and you fighting them. If you played Silent hill 4 you know that if you let your guard down or do something stupid, you're toast. The demons are seriously frightening but you have to pull your composure together and slay them.

This game is actually like the show Inuyasha, but some Onimusha fans would get pissed if they hear someone relating it to that.

Onto the Rating:
1 out of 10, 10 being the highest

Difficulty: 7
The game is really hard with all the demons you have to fight and if you die, you have go all the way back to your last save, but you can only save in front of a magic mirror. If you die enough times the game will ask you if you want the difficulty to go on easy, like Death By Degrees. The hardest part about this game is the movement, even when you get used to the Digital Pad to move like a playstation 1 game, you can still get stuck in a corner fighting monsters and go the wrong way

Graphics: 7
Like I said, the opening CGI was breathtaking, but in game graphics fall short, but they're good enough damnit

Sound: 7
The sound effects make my mom want to leave the room when I slay demons, it makes her too scared. You've done your job Onimusha, you've done your job

Violence: 9
The violence is so awesome! When you start the game there's actually a huge warning about the levels of blood and violence. Neat!

Realism: 10
I give it a 10 because anytime you can face a mountain sized demon and actually get frightened by it is rare in a game, but it's a kickass value in a game. Unlike some other games where you can just slice a huge monster down the middle without even thinking

Replay Value: 4
This game could really draw someone away from it if they're not into things like this. And the odds of someone getting stuck and starting their game over is slim, because you have to wait through the movie sequences

Overall: 9
Onimusha kicks ass and takes names.

Final Verdict
Buy it
You absolutely need to spend the 4 dollars on this game. This is the best deal for a video game I've ever seen!

Kidschitta

Shiro — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 21:57:09 CDT

Something I've been babbling about for 7 years and have been dreaming of all my life. It brings me the most pride out of everything I've ever made. I've never been able to name it, I used to always refer to it as 'Master Soldier'. I even cried when I made the first chapter because I had finally started something 12 years in the making. This is my life work that has my soul in every word. If it wasn't for my only two fans I would have been ashamed of my work and myself.

The story continues long after the original characters are ancesters too far back to even trace. The story of Shiro, Hanzo, Ladashi and Kideme! The story of Kidschitta! My pride. My ego. My life.

How Abe Lincoln Was Killed

Shiro — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 04:49:36 CDT

Well, once there was this teenage boy who worked for this mad sceintist splicing human DNA with animals to create twisted experiments, the clumsy assistant spilled a potion on his face and it left him savagely burned and scared for the rest of his life, ending his boyhood charm. This drove him mad, he killed his master and took all his experimental animals and spliced them with the DNA of rabbits.

He unleashed the mutated rabbits onto the world, they were quickly subdued and stuffed in top hats forever. The child, now 20 years old, went on a killing spree. He murded many people with his stick-blade thing until he met a man. He pushed him into a vat of spikes and an identical man walked in the door, he revealed it was only his stunt double. He was charging to kill him and the attack knocked the man's mask off, revealing his own horrible scars.

They realized they were the same, shunned out of society for being different and deformed, mostly cause they were killers though. They became best of friends and the boy revealed his true name which he had not done in years. Frick van Tevelani, and the man's name, Chester R. Oscars.

Well, one night when Chester was sleeping inside of a huge bell, Frick discovered Chester's role on Phantom Of The Opra, which probably came out at that time. So Frick got jealous and marched over to Chester, but before he could get there he was attacked by a strange half naked female assassin.

They fought a loud fight, but Frick was knocked into the basement of Chester's house and landed on a sharp spike, then he was torn apart his own rabbit mutations. This woke Chester and he was mad because they rang the bell he was sleeping in, so he called a wicked clown who knew martial arts to kill the assassin, they fought and in an event of slow-motion the clown stabbed the assassin's neck, killing her.

The clown got a taste of acion, so he would not quit, he killed Chester then murded many people. All of a suddon at night, the zombie assassin killed the clown, but her head was bitten off by a black guy because he was a dragon. A warrior challenged the dragon in Mortal Kombat, but he lost. The dragon ruled the Earth for a few weeks when, just as the assasin did, the warrior rose from the dead and killed the dragon, bringing peace once again. Then some dude shot Abe Lincoln

Stories

Shiro — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 04:20:28 CDT

Once upon a time and stuff. All of these are original or at least partially original mostly by me

What To Do

Shiro — Fri, 11 May 2007 16:15:44 CDT

complete all of them and you will be loved.

Play the same videogame for an hour and a half of PS2, PSP or PS3. If you don't own any of those then you will not be loved until you get one
For those pathetic sapwads of douchebags who own X-Box or X-Box 360, yell at it for 20 minutes including bad words and threats. Those who don't own one of those mental retarded systems don't have to do it
Jump in and out of best buy going "I'm in best buy, I'm not in best buy"
Walk up to a best buy employee and say "I am best buy... I'm not in best buy" and whistle as you walk away.
And finally, smash your head against a wall, this is a small task because the only way you could even be on this website is if you do that all the time